❝ Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself.
— Sylvia Plath (via earthsun)
(Source: schutz-kontakt)
Internet you sicken me. I’m tempted to just delete some of my social network sites. Mainly flickr.
ya know what
I admire other people
but I’d never want anyone else’s life
i like babies
blonde jokes
A Blonde Year in Review.
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from her pharmacy job because she had to print labels and the bottles wouldn’t fit into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said “2-4 years”.
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn’t make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers cheated by using their arms.
August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered “C.”
October - Hates M &M’s because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn’t call 911 because there was no “11” on any phone button.
I wish there was a way to say what you want but not really saying it, like a way to type invisibly on a text message.
Anonymous : Will you carry me home tonight?
Sorry man, there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach.
Anonymous : TOOOOOONNNNNNIGHHHHHT WWEE ARE YOUNG!!!!
So let’s set the world on fireeeee, we can burn brighteeer.
